I don't think I can get bothered with getting laid tonight
i think the next time he gets me off i'm going to scream bangarang
ru fi oooo
its like he missed a chap in the "being a guy" handbook and read the bible instead
We watched a biography of Frida Kahlo in class today. It was depressing. A chick with a UNIBROW just put my sex life to shame.
It was worth having to clean the cum stains out of the carpet.
The drunken tricycle race really added some class to the Tour de Franzia. Until everyone wiped out and started puking.
Either way, he made a blog for his cat.
I lost my grandmas ring. Probably during the handjob.
well i fell out of the hot tub and tumbled down the hill and kicked a plant in the process.
The only requirement is that his name is Kevin... All other factors don't matter to drunk me. Drunk me likey Kevins.
I'm just sayin' man be careful, that chick has castration written all over her.
I feel like I owe it to them to wear pants.
She kept throwing quarters at him and yelling "Goooaaallll!!" whilst taking her clothes off one by one. I'd say she had a good night
Turns out I tore my ACL when I fell off the mechanical bull.. Happy bday to me
I'm going to leave the 5 dollars that fell out of my bra while fucking in his room on the dresser as an apology
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