Thanks for last night it was amazing as always
What are you talking about
You've got to be kidding me
just found out my sister was breast fed and i was not...pretty upset about that.
Who's your beautiful friend? Please include the words "Straight", "Single", and "Legal" in your response.
she used her cellphone as a light to find my clit under the sheets. worst.lesbian.ever.
So, I picked up my 7 ft tall lamp post and used it to close my door. I feel quite accomplished.
Because the last time i saw or spoke to him he came all over me in a hammock.
Yea, remember to blow out the fire from flaming shots. Unless you want burnt lips. Just saying, I'm an example of ignorance and intoxication.
I gave him head while he watched NASCAR. My future flashed before my eyes.
in my drunkeness I still was able to plan for the morning. I duck taped my keys, a water bottle full of mimosa and my cell phone to the front door.
I just want you to sit on my face and to tell you you're pretty. Most girls would leap at this opportunity.
In the sauna. Drunk. When I close my eyes I think I'm a dog. Is that wrong?
When one is stoned and browsing online dating profiles all men sound like serial killers.
THIS IS NO TIME FOR SHAME JOSH. JUST GOTTA GET IT IN. PURELY FOR LEVELING UP PURPOSES
The sorting hat of life was not kind to you.....
he came with me to get plan b but they didn't have any. when I started crying he said "come on it's not that bad.. ill go get sandwiches from the vending machine and we'll have our first meal together as a family"
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