then for some reason i googled "how much to buy a cannon"
Next time, if you wake and bake, make sure you nail the wake part. Not easy to explain to mum. Or the fire brigade.
They past out watching a re-run of the 1984 presidential debate on cspan
I wish there was a lawn mower version of Roomba so I could just drink and cheer it on from the stoop.
If I die on my trip, you're my chosen person. Nightstand-vibrators. Computer-iphoto naked pictures. I hope you feel honored.
well my dad not being home definitely made it less awkward to walk in carrying the bra I left wearing.
I cant believe she fell for the mistletoe belt AGAIN.
I feel like strippers are like dogs, the more you show you're terrified the faster they come at you.
lit a joint with my parents wedding matches today, this is what happens when you're out of lighter fluid. didnt even feel guilty.
i think we should start 2012 by becoming clean and sober for awhile and buckle down
ppsyche im wasted where are you
Just walked into the library with a case of Strawberitas in hand.. no one said a word.. I think they were just impressed I knew where the library was
i mostly like you because you have a nice nose and that's an important trait to pass on to my future children
He gave me an extra phone charger for the other side of the bed the other night. Is that love?
you never keep up with shots anymore
I'm trying to be more responsible these days
you fucking tried to take your pants off and pee in Taco Bell's parking lot
You told your boyfriend he needed to fuck you in the tree because it would make you guys one with nature.
Did he?
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