Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
why did u let me go home with him last night?
u were determined it was a good idea
When you only buy popcorn and condoms at the grocery store they know whats up.
I love him more than I love myself. Which is a lot...Because I'm narcissistic.
We probably shouldn't have forced that guys cat to drink the grey goose while we were doing lines in his bathroom
You mean the girl who was passed out face down on the bathroom floor until 10 AM? You're right, she was cute.
He stripped down to boxers and then started flinging jello shots with a spoon into people's mouths like a catapult.
Idk if I woke up next to a cat or raccoon. either way it's purring.
How is it that you get into at least one taco related fight a year?
Morning yack off the fire escape. Girl walking by was mortified. Gooooooooo Ducks!!
I want to be you.
It's almost like a boob-text, but it's not. Because it was live. And you were showing a bunch of people.
How big of a disservice to the economy would we be doing if we didn't drink every day holiday break?
I'm eating animal crackers on my bed next to my vibrator writing about the hopelessness and depravity of humanity. I am LIVING.
the sex got boring after the first three hours
holy shit
We did blind alcohol taste testing and she got 10 of 10. I'm in love.
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