so she asked me if I thought she was fat and naturally I said no..... but I think she might catch on
who is she? I really hope you have an explanation cause either you think I'm fat or you're cheating on me
Just got laid for the first time in 3 yrs, 10 mo, 1 wk & 2 days. YESSSS.
do herpes really smell.
She just admitted to me that she was a pinecone.
If I give you a key to my place you have to promise to one day wake me up with a blowjob.
And by one day I mean once every two weeks.
You played a drinking game to fat people crying. It's a long climb to the moral high ground, why bother?
That man gives me hope. I can't help it. And by "hope" I mean "wood."
I think I'm goin to jail but either way I had a blast.
i would have fingered myself to death by now but the dog wont stop staring at me
I heard moaning and ass slapping and sponge bob.
I just gave myself a sponge bath with your sock. I hope you don't mind.
I love how you sexted me before you told me happy birthday. Thank you.
We smoked a blunt in a stall where a drag queen was fucking a bartender in the ass. So theres gonna be a second date :)
It was a tough decision either lay in bed or go to work and lay in the stockroom
You took nana to a bar?!
she suggested it
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