: I need to find myself a plastic surgeon husband so i can get boobs.
but u need boobs to get one in the first place.
this is ridiculous... i look like a white version of MC Hammer...
Seriously though, we're going to drink and watch Survivor first one to puke gets voted off the island
I hope making "real" money at your "real" job is worth it because you totally missed beer and dorrito mac n cheese tuesday.
Listen man this isn't about soccer. It's about America and day drinking... Your two favorite things now get your ass over here
YOU STOLE THE WEDDING CAKE?!?!
Only one tier
Tastes like cardboard anyway
Last time he went to Europe, every time he started drinking he would wake up in a different country with no memory. There is no way he can be tour leader.
Dude, you're only mentioning the Bro Code so I can't get any
She told me I should be proud of my dick pics, then told me she was in love with me, then I dropped her off at her boyfriend's. I was a new kind of failure tonight.
I've come to realize that I need a break from life when I just tried to use my address numbers as the cook time on the microwave
Bring me a cialis. .. I feel like having a super dick today
I wish more of my problems were easily solvable by taking a good long shit.
I would fuck him just for his dog
Where do you think your fantastically immense lady-boner for men in uniform comes from?
Saw a sign that said the chorus of never gonna give you up was enough time to wash your hands. Coronavirus has Rick rolled me.
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