I'm in a strip club that reminds me of a crack house from the 80's.
The Mets? Come back? That'd be like Nickelback writing a good song.
honey bunches of taint.
I just sold my mom a dimebag. Should I feel scared or sucessful?
The tornado sirens were going off and everyone just ran to the liquor store. .
Land Before Time marathon. we drink every time littlefoot almost eats a treestar.
50 year old business women like dick too. Come on she said you looked like Ricky Martin.
he asked me for a gerbil feeder full of alcohol
Dude, you flipped off a cat from my balcony and yelled at it to get a house
He has great taste in girls. I feel closer to my Eskimo sisters than my real sister...
HE BEAT A GUY WITH NOTHING BUT RAZZLE DAZZLE AND HIS FABULOUSNESS
If not, I can murder my liver twice...it's like a cat, it has 9 lives
i looked that guy up on facebook. the one who went down on me for two hours
what's the verdict
i've been scrubbing my vag all morning
So um... You probably shouldn't post that picture of me and your crotch just because that's a new level of raunchiness that I'm not willing to accept yet
Do plants get herpes?
who is this
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