We saw some woman wearing leather pants. It was weird. We have decided to follow her on her travels to see where people go in leather pants in Michigan.
I HAVE FLAVORED BLOW. THIS SHOULD NOT EXISIT.
For some reason i am carrying prostate cancer brochures. i am nor used to drinking this early.
we took shots then she made me eat a dill pickle with cream cheese wrapped in a piece of turkey.
Just caused a nice traffic jam while trying to park at Costco. Too high to drive.
i cant answer while inside this church craft show. so unless you're outside with my engagement ring and a nonfat gingerbread latte, it'll have to wait.
Ok, so technically yes she wore a red tank top to the stoplight party. But under it was a yellow bra and green panties.
He's holding a pee stick. Yes it's weird.
It all went downhill when I figured out I could launch myself into people with my crutches
the girl whose rug I peed on is here
I'm just so full of love and alcohol
My brother is so high right now he's eating frozen peas and called them "fucking delightful"
Oh don't mind my cushion, I got plowed in the ass by a freight train last night
It took like and hour to get him in me and then he came in like 2min. Size aint everything
New rock bottom. Woke up at 7 am fully clothed in a bathtub full of water. I hate myself.
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