Doo rag and shades in the bar. You are missing your future husband.
Small dicks are the new regular sized dicks.
the entire time we were hooking up i couldn't stop thinking about the bengals. thoughts?
im not gonna bother asking u how it was... we could hear u through the walls
That's what you said about that spiderman stripper, but look how that turned out
they're like a gay fantastic four
I think there was chlamydia in those woods.
I hooked up with some guy to get over my ex last night. I was terrified until we started doing naked pushups.
I DO NOT KNOW WHO SHE IS, WE HAVE NO MORE FRUIT, SHE CAN'T STAY HERE.
Can't decide if this guy is hot or if I'm just bored.
Sex is clearly the solution either way.
i smell like vinegar and tequila i can feel the old people behind me judging
Last 4 google searches: class c felony, scary ghosts, peanut butter jelly time, Lindsey lohans vagina
It was only a blow job in his car. It's the same as giving a friend a back rub.
I'm with jana at walgreens picking out penis rings.... Did you know they sell vibrators at walgreens? Wtf?
That’s all I need in life: vibrators, butt plugs, strawberry lube, and sour gummies
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