I figure if he loans me money i only owe him sex for the rest of the summer before i pay him back, right?
and you said cock pushups were impossible
Her cum face looks like the large marge scene in pee-wees big adventure
Those balls look pretty dangerous.
mimosa in my stainless steel water bottle. going green is not that bad.
Ps, did you know if you google "drunk jenga", you're the first image that shows up?
u r missing out we r watching a tranny direct traffic in a gstring
I am more familiar with your toilet than I ever want to be with any appliance
Where the hell did all of these gingers come from? It's like they crawled out of their shame-caves for st Patrick's day.
On way back. With a shopping cart. Minimal casualties.
I'm not sure when I will get off this toilet at work but it's not looking promising
fuck emotions I should've gotten more cats
Free stuff before I even put his balls in my mouth like wow great start
The one time I decide to bring people over you are laying naked on the coffee table watching the ceiling fan cause "it just moves so fast" I'm guessing you got paid today??
My sister and her gf showed up at my door with no pants on at 4 AM talking claiming its hot.
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