I'm sorry that you just had your first misguided homo experience
Oww! U thought rug burn was bad! Fuckin carseat burn hurts like a mother!!!
Wtf?
Use the slutty part of ur brain.
I would rather wake up to a truck driver than wake up to her
im giving 12 year olds life advice. this is probably illegal somewhere.
Going to get tested monday. You're coming with. Bonding time, slut style.
idk if you're aware of this...but we could potentially have the greatest hate sex...ever.
I dove into a random van at the bar as the door was closing and ended up at some house with people I've never met in my life dancing in a basement
She's trying to put on her dog muzzle on her self
Having boobs is probably the greatest thing in the world, free booze all around
It was Thanksgiving sex. I was thankful for it. Need I say more?
Apparently I was telling them, "I AM A STRONG INDEPENDENT WOMAN AND I DON'T NEED YOU TO HOLD MY HAIR," and I pulled my hair back and puked.
COME TO THE TOP OF THE MOUNTAIN AND I WILL GIVE YOU MY SAGE ADVICE.
Considering we almost incited a riot on behalf of LGBT rights I have to say that was the best time for our moral compass to turn south.
might I remind you I fucked a 21 year old and almost did coke with strangers? you definitely came out on top
Can we just take a minute to acknowledge that you're drinking with your gay ex boyfriend's DAD who is a DEACON??
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