Btw, I'm really high so I apologize if anything I say gets translated into arabic.
are any of them hardcore sluts...just absolute worthless human beings? if not the paper wins
Ok, but If I make this happen, my first born son gets to fuck your first born daughter
He broke hus nose arm jousting with the traffic cones... We need to make head shots illegal or get helmets or something
My chiropractor just high fived me for getting drunk enough to throw my back out this weekend.. Life. Complete.
I was trying to get everyone to go to the bar but I puked on my hands, so nobody took me seriously.
There was a selfie of you in the dark pointing at the camera with a duck face. You sent it to my 60 year old mother with the caption "you behave"
You are one with the wind and sky, bro.
You introduced her by saying, "This is the girl who sexes me." Then you passed out on the coffee table.
Saw my drug dealer at Easter mass with his family so that was weird
His dick is the size of my forearm. Would it be rude to ask to take a comparison photo after sex?
Afterwards the first thing I said was, "You know, you're probably the first guy who has ever gotten laid wearing Star Wars pajama bottoms."
Omg. I meet up with you guys with bodily fluids on my chin ONE time and suddenly I'm a whore.
Maybe those shots of hot dog water wasn’t a good idea after killing a fifth of tequila.. but who’s askin
Is it weird that my mother is taking body shots off my gf after meeting once?
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