Hotel room at 3 am. She's 42. Stockings and heels. All because I opened with a joke about cougar hunting. We'll high-five later.
Well, it's 24 hours till finals. I need high A's on all of them and I still am not sure where exactly on campus most of my classes took place.
Do you think it'll be awkward standing up at their wedding knowing I've slept with both the bride and the groom?
the bottle said: caution extremely flammable. so that was my motivation.
I made him hve sex with me in the elevator so that I could put my finger down in never have I ever.
If I refrain from fucking my manager, I'm going to reward myself by fucking that guy from the photo department.
Honestly, your dog is in better hands with that homeless guy.
Im debating on how to word my craigslist post so i dont get arrested...
i'm just sitting here going through her tagged pics, covering up different parts of her face to try and figure out exactly what it is that makes her so ugly.
ATTENTION ALL CONTESTANTS OF SLUTFEST 2012 ; not only will we be judging on how many penis you have sucked but also girth and length will be calculated. If you are found lying you will be disqualified. Remember your fellow participants will be rendering the same services to probably the same people. So choose wisely and let the games begin!
Apparently I filled my purse with chicken nuggets and told my mom I was a "sexual squirrel."
I'm going to be drunk and braless all weekend. Let the festivities begin!
He made me put my cow print vest and my cowboy hat from my ' sheriff woody' costume and said I'll show you a woody. What I charmer huh!? I love make up sex
Last time we had sex i was dressed like a ninja turtle and someone else was in our bed, so this time should be fine.
I hope ur kiddin
wish i was
At some point i am going to say to you "i have this really bad idea! You in? " just go with it.
Randomize
