porn star on stage now. Get unkicked out.
can you explain to me why you commented on every one of my profile pics with "tits and beer ftw" please and thank you.
So how gross is it that Woopie Goldberg has a vagina? She's like the exact opposite of a boner....
gettin pulled by a cop with a camera crew. gonna flee. want my 15 min of fame on cops.
he used the word "rubber" i just couldn't do it after that.
He must hate going to the bathroom. Every time he does he is reminded how small his dick is.
just remembered that i started a tab for just myself at 50 cent beer night last night... i dont understand my life
i secretly love the power trip of being their RA & busting these idiots for everything i did as a freshman
if the best thing you can say about him is "he probably wont kill me" you may want to rethink hanging out with him
She is feeding us popcorn out of her bra
As the night goes on these shots are getting so much easier. My liver jst needed a warmup lap.
Just retrieve me from the bathroom floor when you're done
I apparently tried to wax off my nipples.This explains the pain
I'm watching Trainwreck with Jeff and realizing that I'm the John Cena in my relationship.
I just sharted for the first time in my life. Age 33. Lying in bed. Sober. 2021 is off to a great start!
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