JoAnns office is warmer than mine. . .it must be because she has the gateway to hell under her desk.
My mom just informed me that my dog licks their toes while her and my dad are having sex. I'm apartment searching.
He was crying to my sister about feeling like a bad person. Then he groped my breasts.
No now hes going to beat me to our goal of getting someone to have sex in the library. I hate periods.
I don't know what to judge you more for.
They are providing beer and having a margarita machine. This cannot be passed up.
come over, blizzard of oz party. dress up.
Wash that dress asap. You laid down on the kitchen floor and tried to sweep the floor with your body.
i just snorted adderall with my patient's rolled up EKG strip from our last clinical. nursing school has ruined me. thought you would appreciate this.
Can an epipen be used as a tranquilizer ?
I'm looking forward to the release of my future best seller - "Three Words to Make Your Relationship 100% Better: Surprise Blow Jobs"
The party got hot, we all started raging, took off some clothes, someone threw me in the shower and we all kept raging. Nude Rager, I was there at the point of conception.
Please hurry up and come back. This is so awkward. He's showing me banana videos.
I'm spending tomorrow doing taxes and making jello shots. Is this adulthood?
Don’t say some truly stupid shit like that to me. In a kitchen. Where the knives are kept
You have my heart. You only share my vagina.
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