I'm drive I can fine osifer
I tried ok? my penis just doesnt like her as much as my mother does
We need to stop celebrating holidays that dont belong to us
We're playing a drinking game to 'how to train your dragon'. has it really come to this?
these marshmallows taste like mayonnaise. like playing tetris on a gameboy, that's what these marshmallows mean.
My mom just told me to make sure my face isn't on the front cover of the newspaper on 4/21. Challenge accepted
According to FB I fucked in a field 365 days ago.
I remember telling you it was cold out because the sun was going to explode and people were going to fight for corn. I feel I've mislead you.
Dude, just be careful. Her invitation for BJ is just a trap for her to stick her finger up your ass.
The German just referred to my vagina as the Great Barrier Reef and that he was going to go diving in it.
Thinking of someone think of me while masturbating while I masturbate. & that's how the over thinkers do it ✌️
I have 3 vacation days left and I'm guarding them like a gay dragon on a pile of gold dildos molded after celebrities.
Smaug the FABULOUS
That was my first party and they were so suprised that this little freshman girl was a FUCKING BEER PONG QUEEN.
It's very finicky. Like baking. or BDSM.
Jack said he hasn't jerked off in like two weeks and he's like a smoldering volcano who wants to bury you like Pompeii with his man gravy
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