just had a super intense, drunken debate about which blink182 member is the most fuckable. i got so mad i left the room. new low.
I know you are passed out now but when you wake up in the morning your keys are in the freezer and your probly gunna want to apologize to your gf...
is this the only place in the world where you can get shot on one side of town, and have to stop for cows crossing the street on the other side?
you were carrying around a glass of vodka telling everyone it was Russian water
i walked outside and you were driving up the stairs to her apartment
He kept coming back from the bar with hotter girls and just left with two...I feel like I just witnessed something amaZing. Like meeting Jesus and finding out he has no morals either
There are flashing lights and a man dressed as Santa with a bullhorn in my cul de sac.
I'm not sure if this is awesome or scary.
No, this is a senior booty call. It cannot be ignored.
He put his hand in my cleavage. NOT ON. IN. BETWEEN. NO more gingers
At one point she whispered in my ear "I overdrew my bank account today" but besides that it was an awesome lap dance
On another note I am sitting in my bed naked, buzzed, and working on a notecard for my 8:00am test tomorrow. I think I need to make better choices.
All she said to me before going to get another shot was "Damn, I'd eat her out."
he made that chewbacca noise when he came. like father like son i guess.
It's wednesday. OF COURSE HE'S DRUNK.
It was like a single vaginal boat in a sea of one eyed monsters
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