Could guys at least pretend I require some amount of money to be spent before I randomly go down on them?
he threw mangos from the tree he was in at people and got arrested for harassment
Well. Nothing came of that. And to think I manscaped and dusted with gold bond.
I have two girls sleeping in my bed naked and I ended up making it to class, what were you saying about staying in on the weekdays?
I'm so high, I forgot to harvest my farmville crops....noooooooo.
Worst stoner tragedy.
Got a basket, 50 condoms, some candy, 100 plastic eggs & my bunny costume. Campus will feel my wrath in 2 weeks
Yo, if someone calls you asking for John Stamos, just go with it.
you two started sword fighting with 3 ft tall spruce trees you pulled out of planters
first reaction to dying the pubes purple - awesome. Reaction after I explain the process - not awesome. Hypothesis? when girls find out you know to bleach and dye your hair, they're turned off.
I have a 16 minute video of you talking about your life. We are calling it your Anthology sponsored by Steel Reserve
I just had sex over my oven then high fived the guy. It's going to be a good year.
Well we were going to compare notes, but all I could remember was throwing up, and all she could remember was kissing, so then we decided to not compare anything.
I literally just force feed a guy flintstone vitamins after sex
They put me in room 420 every time and I take bubble baths and smoke in the room and they bring food TO MY BED
I curse you to think about Guy Fieri whenever you have sex with your lady.
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