Sarah Palin just quit. Happy Independence day!
God Bless America!
It doesn't matter if he doesn't speak English because I speak the international language of blowies.
But fine, we can play that game. You can come over and we can have totally platonic, long, boring discussions. Or we can fuck. Whatever.
As i looked at his penis, it stared back into my soul. No more drinking games.
But today feels so special with katie getting herpes and me cleaning my room. Good things are happening.
It was like giving head to a cactus.
He wouldn't let me ride him with a Ninja Turtles hat on...
He called my boobs fluffy. Part sexy part pilsbury dough boy. Part sexy pilsbury dough boy. I'm so confused. And flattered?
We were fucking in the boat on the lake when another boat saw us and honked their appreciation.
Also, if you don't fuck me soon, I will die. I don't want to die like that.
I'm not well. Although it could be worse.
My cousin is so hungover she quit her job.
well at least you got laid last nighT. I woke up on a pile of laundry
I just fuked with kevins application and made it say that he does conjugal visits for community service
hey some people donate their time while apparently kevin donates his body
she just kept pointing at the cows and calling them field penguins
....even the bartender was embarrassed for her
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