There was a point where some of my friends attempted 'moi's', which stands for makeout on introduction.
It involved going up to women and very aggressively trying to make out with them upon meeting them
Surprisingly the success rate was exceedingly high
writing the newer testament. It's the 3rd for the series. I'll update u the rule changes later.
You don't even understand how penises react in the cold. I'm like a 8 year old boy right now.
dude, i think we just came across a situation where tits weren't worth it.
Do you remember trying to eat gravel when we were walking back to the dorm?
I want to spend time with you, and by time, I mean real time. Not your dick in my mouth time.
Ok lesson learned. Don't lick the spoon when making mushroom chocolates. The kitchen walls are melting.
its sad that I know 23 beers will fit into my purse
at least the person I hooked up with donates to charity, the shirt I was wearing this morning was his relay for life shirt.
Its like the unofficial aniversary of the loss of her virginity. And I will be giving tours of the spot they did it in and showing how I'm serious when I say the grass doesn't grow there anymore.
He's socially awkward. He has a big dick. We've had this talk before, they're socially awkward because they don't leave the house they just sit home and play with it.
Until you find your self finger banging supergirl in the middle of the dance floor while her friends are passing around for luigi mustache for a photo op, YOU HAVE NOT HIT MY LEVEL
I WISH WE COULD PLAY THE DRINKING GAME TOGETHER AND THEN BANG FOR AMERICA.
Holy shit last night was like the irresponsible Olympics for me
if my 20s were a chapter in my autobiography, it would be called "the room is spinning and my hands smell like dick"
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