i feel rough
just turned on the light, there is blood EVERYWHERE.
I woke up, mistook him for my ex, and started screaming. It was all that chest hair. I don't think this relationship is going anywhere.
He uses pillows to masturbate.
DOES ANYONE KNOW THE NINJA TURTLES
So what does a sober person do in Vegas on a Friday night?
we took turns throwing up in the kitchen sink last night...no i am not doing the dishes
We were laying in the basement dry humping to the rhythm of the washing machine
Let's just say he sent me a picture of his dick and I was more impressed with the collection of video games he had in the background...
I'm looking at some sugar baby profiles to get some insight on what we're up against.
It was just a Craigslist hook up but she wore sweats. Where are the girls with class?
Let me know. Show me one boob if yes. 2 if no
We've been watching Scooby Doo and having sex for the past 36 hours, so life is great
I'm in my onesie attempting to spoon-feed myself cold soup. I'm playing freeze tag with my hangover. My hangover's winning.
I sucked his dick by a creek, how romantic.
Who put the toilet in the living room? This is extremely inconvenient right now.
Randomize
