How was Slumdog? Did it pull your heartstrings?
It was entertaining. Better than most other Mexican films.
We did like every position then did it again this morning. Something about him being the little boy i used to make sand castles with just made it way hotter.
well done
Ps what kind of horrible ppl are we that we both checked blackberries during sex and neither minded?
Honestly, where the fuck is osama bin laden?
Who would have thought google would have HELPED me fail a test...not pass...thank you pacman, thank you google....
Apparently blowing a .28 for a cop and then kissing her on the mouth is technically assaulting a police officer. Who knew.
I just want to hug my vagina but I can't!\nLike, I want to wrap my arms around it and say "I'm sorry"
There are 27 signatures on my ass. What the hell happened last night?
Every time someone made a cup you congratulated them by letting them sign your ass.
It's was about average. But he had a tat on his thigh that said "pull-out n' rollout" so I won't have to worry about a round two request.
Dude I'm at a bar, and there's this Elvis impersonator here that I went to rehab with. Apparently Elvis has left the wagon.
Her tits are absolutely massive. Like ripleys believe it or not shit
there is something very satisfying about getting tacos after hours of sex.
No just a list of 20 of my favorite things
Where are penises on the list
Where am I on the list
Under penises
No I come to this class stoned every week. Except last week when I was drinking in class
Sorry, Geoff can’t come to his phone right now. He’s outside trying to show his dick to a bachelorette party bus with “DTF” written on the windows
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