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(412): View more from Pennsylvania

Oh KT! There was no tea in those Long Islands...

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(+31): View more from The Netherlands

No flights in Europe due to the volcano erupting. God himself is telling me to spend 4.20 in Amsterdam.

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(714): View more from California

I guess since this is supposed to be my year of the lesbian it's okay

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(714): View more from California

we are watching a video on ethics because somebody wrote "butt sex" on the attendance sign in sheet

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(+44): View more from United Kingdom

IM FEEDING MY CAT ALL THE HAM

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(772): View more from Florida

I just had a fifteen minute conversation with a Raccoon by the garbage bin. I was feeding it chex mix.

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(612): View more from Minnesota

There's glitter in my speakers, piles of cheezits on the floor, a random Audi in the driveway and a homeless dude napping in a lawn chair in the backyard. Wtf happened last night?

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(619): View more from California

Van sex tonight? No need to tell me how classy that sounded.

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(405): View more from Oklahoma

I wanted to make my beer stronger so I poured vodka in it. Why god....why

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