I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
Is Jonathan Taylor Thomas a gay? I need you to google search it for me. Its important
it was beautiful and magic like when a hot girl grabs her own tits and smiles at you
My roommate still talks on AIM. What is this middle school?
guess where i woke up this morning? If you guessed the hospital, you sir are correct.
I wish there was some sort of "recently added" function for blackberrys so i could see what random numbers i got from the night before
My nipple rings set off the metal detector at the courthouse this morning.
i want to find a way to basically assault his face with my vagina.
not my fault hes the one that tried to cuddle after. said he wanted to spoon away the shame.
I broke his nose at the bar and he still went home with me.
I don't know what I wash first. My body or my puke painted car. People are judging me as I drive by.
just had sex on top of a camper looking at the stars, BEAT THAT.
By cross-referencing our messages & her Twitter feed, I've deduced that she was eating spaghetti the whole time we were sexting.
She said she was hoping I'd be hotter. I told her I didn't see anybody standing in line to titty fuck her either. She was a great kisser.
THE STRIPPER HAD A GUN JOHN!
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