i am sorry to ask, but i need y0ur honest opinion . when i turn sideways to someone, does my nose stick out like a beak ?
She woke me up, whispered "I like the size of your dick", kissed me, and rolled over and went back to sleep
Getting sheets for college, what is the thread count that shows the least amount of cumstains?
630.
I didn't realize I was holding it, until I was like, "whose baby is this?"
He sent me an email apologizing for sleeping with her...and by that I mean he sent a picture of his dick to my school e-mail
I just puked my brains out on the side of the road (see picture) And I took a picture for our scrapbook! I am always thinking! =) tell me your proud?!
And they were awkwardly all over each other in a Christian way.
Bunch of Navy warships just sailed into New York Harbor for Fleet Week. Nobodys getting laid this weekend.
you should probably know that there's a naked dude in your window
i wouldn't normally say anything but you seem to not be there
I just think his face would be more attractiveif it was framed by my thighs
If the sex wasn't incredible why would I compare it to cheesy tots
I don't know what the bubonic plague feels like- but I'm gonna guess its something like this.
Sarah was butt-chugging wine and diarrhea'd all over the wall
another side note: i'm officially selling my underwear on the internet
So about that you can bill me for the chair but it was David's idea to jump from the window sill into the washer with "clothing pillows of cloudiness" to land on to get ahold of him you have to phone his mother
I just talked to her she really hates you like a lot
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