You know, if there were no such thing as marriage, i don't think porn would exist.
he wont speak to me right now because i told him it must suck knowing he'll never be as good as edward cullen..idiot.
In my 8 am class there was a pack of birth control on the board with a note saying, "Some dude somewhere is unhappy."
Dude, I just scraped frozen vomit from my rooftop
I really wish I could say this is a new low for you
I want a meaningful relationship and i wont get one if i keep giving him blow jobs in my basement while watching family guy.
I just watched her pee in a trashcan, im still probably going to fuck her, what does that say about my standards
My last google search was 'bulk asian wives' I don't know either
Just got a blow job while taking my online quiz. How is life in the dorms treating you?
Who knows. I'd probably only get a makeout with an OTPHJ from her so the return on sexual investment from her isn't looking that great.
he just exposed your dildo usage to the table.
at any given day I am at least 60% invested in my work. today I am staggered around 3.5%
So basically he is jobless, a potential serial killer, and has poor taste in music? We simply don't have time for that.
Need advice bro. Which one should I take: the blonde devil crying in the corner or the brunette crawling on the floor acting like a dinosaur??
I just texted my mom from a strip club.
You left me a really long voicemail saying, "Hey, it's meeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee." and then the rest is just loud laughter
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