I dunno... she just cried a lot and I kept sighing.
he literally just asked me which v neck he should wear tomorrow.
your youtube search consisted of "food slideshow" and "the angry beavers"
I'm cheering for the colts this year. I basically have to since my fake says i'm from indianapolis
she ate the whole pudding cup using only her tongue. i'm considering going lesbian for her
I wonder if that one guy remembers you sticking salami to his forehead when he was passed out on new years eve.
the whole "pretend to be sober/pull it together for my family" thing really blew up in my face when i threw up into my pillowcase.
i formally give you permission to eat me when i pass out
Dumb decision of the night...walking home drunk and smelling my pepper spray
Well she got high, deleted the essay she was working on, and then ordered dominos. We all manage stress in different ways.
Is it sad that I planned a a romantic trip to dunkin donuts for and with myself on Saturday, then added an equally romantic after midnight stroll through the half off candy sale? I find that worthy of adding a few cats to my collection agree?
Well I didn't get a shacker shirt but I somehow managed to come home with superman socks
YOU JUST GOT OUT OF THE HOSPITAL AND YOU'RE ALREADY DRINKING?!
THERES A FUCKBOY IN MY PERSONAL SPACE
GET IT AWAY FROM ME IM ALLERGIC
I just don’t understand what sort of USPS worker wants to take my unitard and sex toys.
Randomize