Some creeps at the festival started talking to me, so I told them I was going change my tampon. Worked like a charm.
I Think it is all interconnected. Emma caused most of the nakedness
tell that swedish kid i didnt take his shotgun. he GAVE it to me.
When I came in she was screaming "boundaries!" at the cat because it was trying to eat her pizza rolls.
I seriously just found a rose petal in my vagina.
do you remember the combo for the lock to my pants?
Maybe I'll just get really drunk on valentines day and tell him I think his penis is small
i was drunk enough to give the cab driver my number when he said "you talk like you like guys"
Oh my god. I just RAN OVER a child. Oh my god this isnt my day. That kid was cool as fuck though
gymnastic barn sex. fuck i wish i hadn't blacked out
Four times in one night? That Energizer bunny outfit lived up to the hype.
YOHYFONSO!! YOU ONLY HAVE YOUR FIRST ONE NIGHT STAND ONCE!!
Judging by your snapchat you're totally working on your project and definitely not singing, "The Sign" while shirtless with another man.
well I didn't shave for the hot dilf I banged last week so I'm sure as hell not shaving for you. Sry
I swear if you laugh while im moaning i will immediately stop and go home.
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