dude i feel like shit
well u did eat a lot of play-doh
So I accidentally txted this girl with the same name as the one im seeing, as it turns out shes still dtf
We're exchanging pot brownie recipes in my substance abuse class. This is going to be an awesome 7 weeks.
Fuck. That. I'm gonna get drunker and make them regret they EVER put me at the kids table. I'm a MAN.
I just remember thinking that if i ran really fast through the house, no one would notice i was naked.
Just pooped at the strip club. NOT NORMAL . I may be a little too comfortable here.
am i so blindsided by his great personality that i'm hooking up with an ugly guy?
i thought you knew
U took a sewing needle to his nipple
Psshh,
We would be rich. And the whole world would be stoned.
I want to throw all of their shoes in the pool so I feel like there is some justice in the world
Oh, and apparently I was butt ass naked and walked into the room where anna was skyping her dude in afghanistan and said "This is happening."
My hangover didn't kick in until like 4pm so I found myself puking in the middle of Times Square. During rush hour. In a three piece suit. A spongebob came by and patted me on the back.
Went and sat in the wrong fucking class for 30 mins, answering questions and shit. What ever this is i will be on it for the rest of the semester.
That's why my boobs are so big, they're full of secrets.
I can get weed and taco bell delivered but frozen peas and a loaf of bread are just too scarce, what the hell is wrong with people?
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