no, there's no challenge. I live a humble lifestyle out of virtue.
You wear Armani Exchange.
and next time when you feel me up, do it right
I just heard an old guy ask the chick he was with if she wanted to try ass to mouth...
thanks for that.
i just know my balls have never hurt this bad before
distance makes the heart seek blowjobs from girls that are closer i heard.
He walked into the party with a case on one shoulder and a boom box on the other of course I fucked him
cliffnotes. writing studyguide on last pack of smokes. glad this semester is over.
Holy mother of cocks. I was grind-with-my-boss drunk last night.
Nothing like an alcohol-fueled, 6-hour-long hunt for weed--complete with occasional breaks for sex.
I mean there are things broken right and left, I woke up surrounded by dog statues, and we had a vodka bubble bath.
I'm hoping you were seen by someone holding a frozen turkey at 230 in the morning
You're like the fucking Mozart of sexting.
I got a hand job after work. Remember those? From the 90s...
There is eyeliner on my toilet. Vodka and I have a love hate relationship.
I have vodka, fruit gushers, and health insurance. Let's party.
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