would you consider him our boss?
technically yes
then technically i slept with our boss
what do you mean I googled how to give an awesome blow job?
No matter how fun it seemed the night before you will always regret taking those pictures, you will always regret eating as much as you did, but you will never regret the great lengths you had to got to get those bruises.
Sex tip #67: Jizz in the eye is very near the equivalent to pepper spray. Not recommended for pleasure enhancement.
At this point it has been so long i wouldnt know what a dick was if it slapped me in the face.
I just woke up and checked my e-mail, and apparently while drunk I bought a blowtorch. Thought you'd want to know.
This could be one of the worst things i've done... The background of her phone is her and her boyfriend.
They have a stripper pole on their deck. Normal.
I asked him how his night was and he sent me a picture of a bottle of Ciroc with a bendy straw...
That unicorn pillow pet really made sleeping with my head in the toilet a little better.
FINE YOU CAN EAT HOT WINGS WHILE WE HAVE SEX
Update: just imagined being dirty talked to in an Irish brogue and I think my vagina became a sentient being.
Hey I consider Sunday's trip to the ER a success. You're alive and now you know for sure you're not pregnant. I got my highest ever Tetris score. Wins all around.
We had a quickie at work in the office. He walked out before me, and I fell asleep while waiting a few minutes to walk out. Yeah. He's got that change your life dick
This guy needs to stop asking about my feet
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