I just heard a girl say "We can't go that way, it is a one way street." She was on foot...Nothing worse than girl from the midwest that move to NY to "live out their dream" -the dream of living in a rat and roach infested 200sqft for $2k a month, and get fucked by some recent Ithaca college frat grad...
he was actually really polite. he asked before he came on my chest because he "wasn't sure my stance on it".
this kid in class is playing minesweeper and just slammed the desk because he lost. thank god were normal.
I had to move some guys boxers out of the dryer. This is the closest I'll be getting to dick this month.
why is there a handicap sign in the bathtub and an exit sign in the kitchen?
lets deal with that after we figure out where i am
what part of "i slept with our hot teacher" are you not excited about?!
the part where you beat me to him
fair enough.
i want to get drunk and sing the national anthem on your roof again please.
The last thing I remember was talking about the economic viability of cock ring manufacturing... we had some good ideas
This is my first time seeing you since your lesbian experience. SO EXCITED!
The funny thing is, we kinda did bring guys home cause you had a fort...
People will say "JOE YOU MUST TURN DOWN" and I will refuse, in the name of liberty.
He tried to tell me that that stripper was his aunt..
I dunno that I'd be trusting enough of junkyard tequila to drink it.
Do you think it would be weird to add her on Facebook?
You just commited a felony act together, I honestly think we're beyond this.
We drunkenly made out once four years ago and then he immediately vomited and honestly I've never gotten over him
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