Is it bad to mix sunny d with vodka if i dont have any real OJ?
I've mixd ketchup with vodka before and called it a bloody mary, so, no.
i think i would be more confident if i were chinese.
in case you havent found it already in honor of Toy story 3 we wrote ANDY on the bottom of your foot while you were passed out on the couch.
They glued all of the ceiling tiles shut.
oh my god. you caused complete remodeling to a college campus that you don't even go to
I'll always be here to give you immoral support.
I'm pretty sure when you walk down Broadway and can pick out people you've slept with.. It might be a problem. I'm leaving for rehab tomorrow.
I think I ate my cheesy fiesta potatoes cup.
A valentines day commercial would come on while I'm masturbating...
You were so stoked after landing that flip that you dropped acid with three random guys without hesitation
Normally roommates threatening each other with knives would be too much crazy for me, but I don't have much going on right now and I feel like this could get interesting. So I think I'm gonna ride this shit out for a while.
I'm more heavily invested in that tequila than you are
I'm excited for him and his new girlfriend. I'm just going to miss his penis is what I'm saying.
Is it fucked up to venmo someone for plan-b?
If I make it through this whole bridesmaid process without anyone knowing that I actually hate everyone but the bride, including the groom, I deserve a complimentary bottle of vodka.
Had a dream we were competing for tomatos.
Randomize
