I'm playing the sound guy on a porno set
We succumbed to passion, and then he had to go meet his girlfriend. End of story.
I'm talking like I woke up and her bra was spinning around caught on my ceiling fan
He puked at the bar then immediately procceded to slip in it, they loaded him up into a wheelchair, then the staff and myself walked him outside, all the while never having to pay for our tab. SO using this strategy again
Did I ever tell u about how my buddy fucked peter coors's daughter and made a tshirt that said I TAPPED THE ROCKIES with her picture on it?
There are paw prints all over my ceiling.
Dude I think my special talent is falling in drunkenly falling in front of a cop and getting away. This is the second time.
My sister was not impressed when she got here. I was standing in the doorway in my underwear drinking a beer. At 2pm. On a Monday.
The name of tonight's festivities is hereby decreed to be the "Honey Boo Boo Hootenanny".
I had sex on a sidewalk in downtown Chicago... I don't think I have anymore morals to lose.
It looks like a baby bear tried to chew off my nipples.
I was orgasming and dying of laughter at the same time. I think I've found the One.
too bad I'd hit a car before I'd hit a bush.
Are we talking about jumping from windows or your willingness to fuck a car instead of a woman?
Sorry. We had to leave because I knocked a guy out for saying "yolo".
I don't see why I have to pay for it.
your head went through the window, you're pretty much obligated to pay for it.
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