found a naked boy completely buried under a pile of her clothes and terrified...she says she was "saving him for later"
No one actually likes Tequila. They just accept it as a fact of life. Like hpv.
I don't care if its bassically 3rd world. A country without a drinking age is a country without a drinking age.
We met at my place after separate parties but the condom wrapper was red with hearts and said love. Does that count as a romantic date?
I don't remember anything but yelling at the ref in Spanish.
we were walking and you spelled the word "oats" to prove you weren't drunk.
you pushed her into a kiddie pool and knocked out her front teeth... and you still managed to get laid. what. the. fuck.
I think I should advise against you hooking up with a guy that throws "the shocker" up in all of his pictures on facebook. Just sayin.
I rigged together two of my vibrators for more power... I've created a monster.
4:37 am. You're wearing underwear and carpet skates. Borderline crying. You want to punch Morgan. Have not stopped singing Give Your Heart a Break.
I'm just gonna clean the house so my Mom won't think I'm hung over. I'll just start with the toilet
What's dad's email?
askmom@cause.idk
If it was any colder outside, the frost from my breath would make a mixed drink
You can't be mad... I'm letting you jerk off in my parents shower
You bet your firm but soft ass I miss you
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