He's a collector of sorts
Any cool stuff?
You should see the collection of booggers in the carpet next to his desk
there's something wrong with the internet when a search for "barney the dinosaur violence" comes up with nothing
words cant express how excited I am to make January 1st our own personal version of The Hangover
Yo send me the pic of me stickn my dick in the paint bucket last night
I feel like I'm on let's make a deal. should I go with what's behind bulge number 1 or bulge number 2?
He chipped a tooth on the first beer. You know the night is just going to be a slushy mess after that.
wine pong. its mother daughter day and i think she's mad. I smell like jager
At second job interview this week. Wearing pants to hide pole dancing bruises. This my life.
You pretended to pelvic thrust my mother on the boat while my 92 year old grandmother looked on. Thanks.
Reunion weekend was a success. Had 3 ex's inside my vag. Hat trick!
Yo if you blacked out last night, careful going through your purse. There's cocaine in a lollipop wrapper.
You serve our country by fighting in the sandbox, i serve our country by entertaining rich businessmans' daughters. We each do our part.
Can you send me the pictures of me riding the penis
Come over. I have beer, your weird ass vegan pizza, and a raging hard on.
Marry me.
I told him he had to put his dick inside of me at approx 1159 to ensure it was birthday sex. i was 19 when he entered me.. came out 20. winning.
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