Is it sad that I'm on the stopduiaz.com website and there is a cute boy but it will never work between us because hes in jail for 17.5 years?
Um.. is it mean if I say yes?
How would my first penpal letter even go? "Hey saw you on stopduiaz.com, sucks you killed that motorcyclist. Whats your favorite thing to do on the weekend?"
He told me he looked up all the foods that make cum taste better and he put it all on his moms shopping list. she came through my line. this ones a keeper I think.
yeah he didnt know till after their one year. You have no idea how bad i wanna say "dude i sucked on those boobs before you"
remind me to tell you what i found stuck to me this morning
She called me Spock and proceeded to ask me to 'teach her the ways of the force'. I just couldn't do it after that. No way am I fucking a girl who can't tell the difference between Star Wars and Star Trek.
Too many people are naked here for this to be normal.
you cant keep talent like that locked up in a relationship
I can't figure out how to get this beer bong in my carry on without airport security questioning me as it goes through the x-ray.
Being high is an amazing excuse. I was using him for the potential of a beret, come on. I'd do that sober.
Oh god, so much rum. I think I was in a shotgun wedding with a Bacardi promotion girl.
I ripped my favorite jeans crossing that fence
That sucks
It's an upgrade! I didn;t even have to unzip my pants to pee!
You gotta come over now. He is eating cupcakes while they are still in the foil.
Not sure if I should ask if I can have my underwear back or just avoid that all together.
Kinda thinking about going to my moms wedding high
LOOK AT HOW SMOOTH THIS BITCH IS
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