youll never guess who i didnt fuck at that party
you ate skittles off the table like a hungry hungry hippo. it was awesome.
There are many reasons why he shouldn't come over. And each one is longer than his penis.
I'm going to replace you with a friend who will be happy when I find a huge penis
Out of control sex drive for a girl? I just masturbated in the bathroom at my in-laws house before dinner....
Which I'm also surprisingly fine with. If he walked into the bedroom naked, holding a fish in one hand and a lit candle in the other and said "Let's get fucking weird." I'd probably go with it. He's just that hot.
I started scrolling back in our texts looking for context and a picture of your dick rose like the Great Pumpkin in the middle of my screen.
I can say with 87% certainty that i received one of the world's five greatest blow jobs since the Coolidge administration on Saturday night.
I decided it might be a good time to stop when he requested I "bring that pussy over here"
Uh do you have my pants because I have yours
high moment I think I just reached personal nirvana
Yes dating, but it seems easier to just live in a perpetual state of Netflix, internet porn, and cheese.
Hella random but just hear me out...A bar that is a petting zoo. Bitches love petting zoos.
You can come over but I have to warn you that it is naked Sunday.
my roomie eats chipotle far too often. when i was looking for a bag to throw up in I had my choice of a wlamart bag and 10 chipotle bags
Randomize
