Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
sometimes in life you just needs hand puppets
They had miseltoe over the keg.... thats cheating
Found her laying down in a booth in iHop. She's a keeper.
Just took my pill on time for two days in a row. I deserve a prize.
Not having phil's child is good enough.
my resolution for 2011 is to fuck him whenever he wants it. this year I'm going above and beyond the call of booty.
i'm out of college. that means no more sex on a twin bed. ever. i don't care how big his dick was. i'm classy like that.
I had fun watching you interact with the world around you. Like a fuckin 8 year old kid who just discovered build a bear but really wants a cigarette.
Also, if you all get arrested i'm coming to laugh at you because i don't have the money for bail.
You called me to pick you up from the bar at 9:00. When we drove over the speed bumps you put your hands in the air and pretended you were on a roller coaster.
Just blowing bubbles with my nipple rings in my shower.
You always make things weird.
I'm just opting for alcohol abuse, ramen and cuddling with my dog for now.
My dad lost his bandaid somewhere in the turkey. It was a mixture of thanksgiving and an Easter egg hunt
Sarah was butt-chugging wine and diarrhea'd all over the wall
Dude i just passed out while getting head...she cried
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