Sorry, I have to go home and feed my nepotisms
Sorry, I can't talk, there's a herd of nepotisms headed my way
Man, ugly runs in her family
yeah, big time
If there was a creeper hall of fame you and me would be the first two inductees
At least you weren't that one girl in the bar that was letting everyone draw on her in sharpie. Worst decision I've ever witnessed.
Just found my toeprints on the glass of his sunroof.
Saw a guy in a chef outfit covered in mustard talking jiberish into his phone running across the skywalk.
Green mimosas i think yes
He smashed a plastic chair leg on a tree stump, threw himself into the side of our metal enclosure, stomped on the wreckage for a bit and then punched the fire.
You better fucking tell me or I'm turning blow job week into go fuck yourself week.
Ya. My thumbs are those buffalo's, but my legs are spirits and my torso is that Indian guys and my head is the eagle
No. Every time we go there, you end up getting high, then lost, then going home with strangers.
Don't go to sleep yet I need your Mexican roots. Can you come make guacamole
I found her outside drinking steak sauce out of the bottle.
Have you ever hotboxed under your comforter? Best. Decision. Ever.
I mean, I bought pot and shampoo before I ran out. I think I can adult.
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