I need a DD tuesday morning around 9 AM
I'm scared to ask why.....
1st bikini wax. Jose Cuervo is helping me prepare.
Have fun at school today. Try to hide that you're a whore. The other girls will like you better that way.
My corndog is like a popsicle of bread. A WHOLE. POPSICLE. OF BREAD.
I might be a bit. I accidently started hot boxing the bathroom. I'm just gonna go with it.
also bought condoms to give away to people who look like they're about to make a bad halloween decision. I'm like a fairy.
You guys don't happened to be dressed as gladiators, do you?
No, I googled it. Apparently, male thongs are the next snuggy and a lot of guys love wearing them for the support.
Remember that mom/daughter stripper team? Well i just met the ex husband/father in AA. WOW!!!! WOW....
He took my virginity but also my remaining pizza. i dont know how to feel right now.
Last night you referred to my vagina as a gym for your penis
Whoever was doing lines off my iPad is a dick. Also bring Gatorade, for I hunger
For Who flesh?
Remember earlier when I was excited about finding that birth control pill in my purse? Definitely acid.
To get him to come she paid for his uber and promised that someone in the house would give him head. it worked
Black labs can get you to do pretty much anything...even approach strange men in their bath robes
i don't care if you are my best friend. does not give you the right to describe how well my sister gives blowjobs.
how about your cousin?
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