i wanna do a homemade sex video in sepia and pretend were in the early 20th c
plan parent hood is for high school, im at the abortion clinic, so college.
What kind of flower means "I want to have unprotected sex with you, preferably from behind?" because thats the message I'd really like to send on Valentines Day
I remember pointing out how smooth my legs were to try to direct his attention away from my vagina.
You're not on my level until you shop at Petsmart for sex accessories.
Woke up in a pile of people on the floor. His dad was already up and ask me to help him cook bacon because "7 lbs can be a mother fucker"
I either need to get adopted or have someone's baby, but I'm joining that family
If I was 5 years younger and single...
She STILL wouldn't fuck you.
I like to think it's an accomplishment that I can relate my life to a T-pain song
He stared me down while singing "Let Me Love You" to me while we were having sex. I don't know whether to marry him or file a restraining order.
My dad just saw me take dirty one night stand underwear out of my purse. I'm willing to admit I have a problem
I just want him to go down on me while I eat a burger. Is that too much to ask?
don't let your emotions get tangled in that sexy beard of his.
Such a big mess for such a small penis
How many Hail Marys does a girl need to say to get some quality nudes?
You took your shirt off at the bar, handed it to a girl, and made her wash your dirty shirt on your washboard abs
tuesdays get the best of me...
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