we dont do blackfin have a good night :)
Someone shit on the floor
Hey. Did u tell any1 that I use Nuvaring?
Cuz 1 of ur bf's frat bros just asked me if I wanted to "play ring toss later"
Don't tits with veins remind you of road maps?
I don't care what he thinks. My vagina has an open door policy.
theres a kid in a leopard robe and sunglasses filling up a gas tank. i miss college
My stomach is revolting cause i have put food in it and no alcohol.
6 beers, 3 orange crushes, & half a fire ball later & you get my alter ego.
You got Broadway Drunk, dude. I haven't heard you sing "Music Of The Night" like that since the last time I was holding you up on the way to the subway at two in the morning.
GOOD MORNING. Have you seen the Avenger vibrators?
i want to platonically make out with them, platonically. in the back of this minivan
we should start a freak-out-the-cashier-contest. I just bought JerseyShore Season2, red high heels, and nipple soothing pads
I have bruises all over my legs. Did I hit a car with my bike last night?
Also lets pinky promise right now that we will NOT play "Pony" outside of each other's rooms if we have a hook up over
That confirms what we've all known all along. I'm a bad gay. I have no fashion sense.
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