He seems like he has feelings, which is completely unacceptable; esp for a boy in college.
I didn't sleep with her. I'm boycotting arizona and she's from phoenix.
& he told me 'I don't think ur a big slut-just kind of an average slut'
HE THINKS THATS A COMPLIMENT!!!!!
She says I'm cute and I remind her of her brother. She's too hot to back out now. I don't know. I'm guna go for it.
judging by my wet hair I would guess I showered at the bartenders apt last night?
I walked into my room to see them crying, watching hey arnold, and passing a franzia box back and forth...
He scratched off my spray tan. Literal nail marks down my back. Can't imagine what's underneath his fingernails.
I only put bad things in my body...jack, caffeine, chocolate, pills, and rich's cock. It's like being holistic but exactly opposite
You don't have a penis so I'm not texting you at this hour. This is penis texting hour only.
So I was bartending last night and this guy w/ his gf said that he recognized me, so I asked him, "do you watch a lot of gay porn?"
His pick-up lines are quotes from Doctor Who. Of course I fucked him.
Bring me that man meat
I mean, if you want to light yourself on fire for maximum accuracy, far be it from me to stop you
Is it day drinking when the suns up like when does that start
asking for a friend
I think I came out of my blackout as I was ordering wine from the private wedding reception.
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