Tell your sister I'm no fool. Or at least romanticize the notion of the fool.
I seriously can't date anymore I forgot how to hide my crazy
okay I'm thinking he doens't have a facebook...I'm on page 28 of Hunters
ok you need to stop NOW
Found a phone last night. Hope "daddy" gets picture messages
Correct me if I'm wrong, but I did not stop moving last night. If tequila gives me that extra push to have an active lifestyle, so be it.
There was a half eaten cheeseburger on my coffee table. Guess I made it to McDonald's.
2nd year in a row being a arrested before school starts...tradition at its finest
Eating pizza and drinking wine while I watch the Victoria's Secret Fashion Show. The wine is for reducing the pain of falling asleep with more insecurities than what I woke up with.
Someone just knocked jenga into a plate of cake. I'm licking off each piece one by one.
Also...I'm semi-dating the drug dealer that took me to bible study
Went to take a shower. Brought my wine, forgot my towel.
If I stopped drinking I'd have to take up murdering.
I'm eating pizza in the bathtub
I think my FWB just broke up with me and i don't know how I feel about that
My penis is lonely
So is my ring finger
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