Take xtc, wait 20 minutes and then take a shower. Trust me.
Its like we are women, and boise state is a gangster rap song. This game is degrading
heading to class now, facing the weekend consquences
thanks for brining me home and putting me in my bed. the pillow fort your built around me is also appreciated.
I woke up to him eating cereal out of my viking helmet with a shot glass. No idea where he got the milk.
there is no way i'm buying plan b and condoms at the same time
no do it! it shows that you acknowledge your mistakes and you are proactively working towards a solution.
No, I stopped taking my meds because I like crazy me better
She's running around bumping into to people trying to keep a balloon she filled with vodka in the air. Please tell me she has a secret off switch you didn't tell me about.
Remember when I said "no boyfriend, no problems"? I lied. Tequila. Tequila is a problem.
Bonus points if the penis has a little hat too
I decided I was tough enough to wax my bikini area myself. Long story short, I'll be drunk when you get home
I just know what's gonna happen. I mean. I shaved my legs up to shorts length. But I'm leaving the rest as a sort of makeshift caution tape.
I've just had my first cup of coffee in a month and I moaned at the first drink and honestly I think this is the most sexual expreiance in 6 months
I haven't answered because I haven't figured out a polite way of saying fuck no
I don't know why this person would ask for help. It sounds pretty OK to me. Also, I'd steal those bagpipes.
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