Did your girl go home? Did she have fun? Can we have our friend back?
i just heard a guy call his kid "Google" in a way that leads me to believe that's his name. this day couldn't get worse.
He walked in AS I was cumming. Now even my father knows I'm a squirter.
Managed to convince my mom that I had been home for 3 hours sleeping on the couch downstairs and this t-shirt was your dads. I am SUCH a fucking boss.
I found out that my first kiss was an Italian. Even in kindergarden i knew size mattered.
I'm trying on my bridesmaid dress so that I can determine what will need to be done to achieve getting fucked while wearing it.
Dude. He put me on a rewards point system for his dick. I have to do him favors now to build up to winning sex. This is shit.
she did 8 shots of vodka. THROUGH A SIPPY STRAW
I have got to meet this girl.
I got 87 likes on my changed relationship status. It's official. I'm way more fucking awesome single.
They're mostly guys
Early bird gets the worm.
I should have made a run for it. Seriously who calls the cops on themselves and goes to jail. ...on a Monday.
I found pix on her phone of me passed out and her sticking things up my ass. Its over.
Do u have any idea how hard it is to masturbate in a CVS bathroom when your name is being called over the speakers to pick up a prescription for painkillers?
I’d feel the same about religion. We can talk about it, but I want you to go down on me first
part of it says your brother mayyyy have put his lips on my vagina
I watched one of the videos of you hanging from the rafters, and it is both violent and sexual in nature.
Randomize
