come downstairs quick. our boyfriends are having a dance off in nothing but their underwear and shoes. and they have semis too.
my hangover today makes thursday's feel like a bubble bath.
im glad we only fight about serious things like the hills and disney scene it
Going to pass out with da shoes on. hugging wallstreet journal from tuesday. please check me for liveliness in the morning.
Look what our sorority has done to us...we're hitting on girls in hopes of getting an awesome little.
I am too drunk to make real decisions. I had pop rocks all over my ass earlier. This is not a joke.
of all the people in our graduating class, this is exactly who would get pregnant.
but you must be fair and judge his penis by normal penis standards and not let your vision be clouded by the rare gem of a penis you have recently encountered
I HAVEN'T FUCKED ANYONE IN FOREVER AND A HALF I DON'T DESERVE TO BE A TRASHY BLONDE
I just plagiarized Dr. Curtis Connor's ideology from Spider-man in an essay on genetically engineered embryos. College: academic integrity at its finest.
No, dude...I agree it's great in theory but I promise you that 80 drunk 21 year old sorority girls together in one room for formal is one of the worst drama filled ideas ever. Ever.
Thank god for Taco Bell keeping you out of jail
My autocorrect won't finish pterodactyl for me and I'm feeling personally attacked.
I'm going to be there later than expected. There was a yo-yo incident...
Get ready for me I'm full of tequila and I want to be full of you next
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