What do they do with the elephants that die at the zoo
Cremation, why do you ask?
I think we have a bit of a problem
after giving me morning oral, he left saying "hate to eat and run but..." oh yeah, he's getting a second date.
So apparently vaginal secretions are not covered under water damage insurance for my cell phone
I didn't mind getting the stomach flu from him. we had great sex AND I'm seven pounds lighter
through my window right now you can see the hot chick next door is standing BUTT ASS NAKED eating peanut butter off a knife.
ill be there in 5.
the realtor just took us to a house I had a one night stand in. I feel like it's a sign.
downstairs . braiding the drunk passed out girls hair, she will thank us In the morning
yep. it's official. for $40 they will let you lick the stripper pole.
He rode a broom down the stairs while we were mattress surfing. Naked. Buck ass naked. WTF
The boat wouldn't start, so we brought it back to her house and we've been sitting in it in her driveway for the past 5 hours drinking beer and yelling at peoplee.
Birthday are for suffering. TAke some tylenol pm and day-drink tomorrow
I'm on A4A looking at dick pics while the CEO is on the phone trying to convince me not to leave the company
a guy messaged me on POF to ask if I knew of any places that were hiring. And was being completely deadass serious. I'm so done
I guess I can check "drink alone in the dark" off my bucket list
Laying on my driveway in my pajamas in the sun having my severe hangover cigarette, and the daycare house across the street is having playtime in the yard! I believe I'm currently being what's known as a "bad example!"
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