Do you realize that Last night you pissed in my closet and then walked to the bathroom to wash your hands?
Got a plan. Ill do rock paper scissors and if you win we smoke a joint. Throw rock.
You also had the stripper slap the shit out of me for not having any money....remember that?
My sheets, bed, and bathroom are covered in blood. She needed 14 stitches after a trip to ER. This is the last white girl I ever hookup with.
It's not prostitution until you're out of college. Right now it's just strategic boning.
Dude i thought about you literally the second after I came. This friendship is starting to cross some serious boundaries
I Think it is all interconnected. Emma caused most of the nakedness
Tonight marks the 1 yr anniversary of me waking up in a bush. is that reason enough to celebrate?
Oh no I would never do that to her. But when you're single again let me know. Cheating penis is definitely better than single penis. But she has claws.
My pussy is making all kinds of justifications that my mind would have no patience for if it was still in charge
How external is "for external use only"?
Like please, take your microdick and try to stick it someplace else. It is not welcome in my world.
pls come over. need ride to hospital once taquitos are ready
I either forgot underwear this morning or lost them at work and I seriously don't know which.
You know shits really hit the fan when you start using public bathroom air freshener spray as perfume
what? where are you?
Randomize
