while being fingered today, I was told I have an abnormally deep g-spot. Now you know, I am a size queen because of SCIENCE.
dude all you wanted to do was sleep under a bridge
the girl in my class has a rolling backpack and just told it to stay. im too hungover for this.
3 months til "no sober october" start prepping now. i cant have you bitch out on me halfway through like last year.
He turned down jacuzzi sex. He cares more about my vagina than i do.
I seriously think the toilet is the cleanest thing in their house. At least if I have to worry its not about that.
I'm sure it's not the worst thing to ever come out of my ass
I feel like I deserve an award for facing my fear of penises in my face.
I feel like im becoming the girl who only drunk texts him. I would be in the dog house, if situations like this had dog houses.
Made it just outside my dorm and yack on the front dirt. Wave to a dad thats staring, continue on my way.
Go forth my friend, but don't do any of that fruitful and multiplying shit.
And I am bleeding like slutty girl #1 In a horror movie
Just masturbating and watching Sports Center...is this what it's like to be a guy?!
Ya know what's the worst? Being drunk and wanting to show someone a picture of your goddaughter but not wanting to open the pictures on your phone because the first one is of someone's dick..
at the hospital. Kevin drank straight from the river
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