do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
Cops are here now. U need to come back. Ur not under arrest. But u need to apologize to the woman for what you did to her cat.
I woke up naked this morning and I found out that I thought I was Adam last night and Eve was my wife so I ran naked saying I was in the Garden of Eden and I could shit wherever I wanted.....too bad the garden was in my friends apt.......I spent the morning cleaning and have reached a new low
Tonight has been like a good ass fucking high school movie
It wasn't until i was on my knees with three dicks in my face that i thought it might be a bad idea
he slapped my stomach and proclaimed it a baby-free zone
Running into your random closeted hookup from last night is really awkward when you have to sit next to him and his girlfriend in a 200 person class.
You say you're gonna take rehab seriously... but i keep imagining it as a training montage for you preparing to snort all of columbia.
That actually is really sweet of you
I had to convince someone last night that the fact that he couldn't get me off wasn't him it was me and to clarify I had to tell him there was only. One person that got me off every time without fail, he said "that guy is my hero" you should be proud
On the way out the door to work grabbed the wine glass on the floor left for the ghost of Elijah and chugged it. PASSOVER.
There's a whistle here and I just want to play my whistle song on it.
SO EXCITED ABOUT STRING CHEESE RIGHT NOW
I fucked the midget version of a backstreet boy and I am not mad about it
Apparently i disappeared and no one found me until the morning , but i have fifty missed calls
Im getting out of handcuffs then i'll give you a call
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