Dood you jacked it to warcraft. you can't come back from something like that
His shirt was in the kitchen sink this morning, I'm pretty sure my roommates know.
my girls lil sis wanted to play hide & seek. she told her 2 go hide. we went to the room and had sex. she was hiding under the bed.
I am a mess. Weirdest thing: I woke up with a hammer under my pillow. No idea why.
We're friends with people in his circle of friends so we're half way in. It's like I've already given him a hand job.
I just wish I could congratulate your tits on how much I love seeing them
Just out of curiosity. Did you wait until my fb picture was well liked by others before liking it so people won't know we're fucking?
The alcohol just runs so smoothly thru my veins.
I just did the walk of shame..with a blanket and a cup that says i will out drink all you bitches. This was not how i pictured 25.
I have what looks like a rubber stamp mark on my cock from last night that says "Magic Marla Approved" Do we know a Marla?
College: when you wake up drunk without pants and wearing a Cosby sweater
Is it possible to break your brain with drugs?
Do exhausted, barely concealed hand jobs count as joining the mile high club?
Talked to the dude for a hour . I now know where he lives, his occupation, his goals, his dreams and what his dick looks like.
I’ve developed a strange interest in ear wax removal vids on YouTube. Dear god, I need to get a job
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