My penis is the apex of life and all other references. Lookin for a cheap vagina at this point. And cheap Korean BBQ
I want Jason Statham to talk British to my vagina.
i just saw a white kid with an afro using a martini shaker as a coffee thermos. go college.
make sure you eat your skittles last so when you barf you can barf RAINBOWS.
I'm glad you enjoy my eating disorder so much.
A friday night jus isn't the same if the cops don't raid my dorm
Pregnancy scare over. Let the cockfest begin.
walking around pouring bird seed on passed out guys in the quad.
Just FYI, I'm breaking up with my boyfriend tonight and you need to be on call to be my first rebound bang
I've hit an all time low I just sent a boob pict to fat Randall the one I gave a partial bj to a year a a half ago
A lumberjack bearing the gift of small oranges or gymnast sex... I love you man but you lose that battle 9 out of 10
If my penis could make facial expressions, it would constantly have a smile on.
But I did spend part of my morning scrubbing your cum off my grandmothers piano.
This lady gave me four cups to go along with my gallon of daiquiri. Silly girl, all I need is a straw.
well he never texted me back and the pizza I took my rage out didn't deserve such malice
I shouldn't have watched rise of the planet of the apes and then gotten high. I'm now convinced that the cats are out to get me.
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