it was like fucking with batman, he had gadgets i never even imagined
i stalked him back to the creation of his facebook in november 2008. that bad.
I remember sucking his bleeding finger and then it's all black until he had his hand down my pants.
He bought me a pink rose and a Plan B. I really like this guy.
WHY ARE YOU POKING HOLES IN MY 3AM LOGIC?!
Lost my virginity in a banana suit. Glad I waited.
cocks speak louder than words, as they say
Nobody says that.
It's like my uterus was saying, "hey, you're not pregnant, but imagine if you were!"
I woke up with my vibrator in my bed so I'm assuming I had a decent night.
All I'm sayin is that I don't want to raise anything. Or deal with anything. Or having anything come out of my vagina. I mean, I don't think that's asking too much.
She's in it for that fear factor ya'll. Obsession and stalking or nothing.
Officially the best daughter ever. I just restocked my parents alcohol that I stole last night AND ADDED TO IT
I passed out with the lights and tv on woke up at 4am SO confused and covered in goldfish so I ate them and went back to bed.. fuck xanax
I feel awkward having to tell people “sorry you can’t finger me because I will get a UTI and I don’t have health insurance”
So I wake up to my ex girlfriends underwear hanging from the ceiling fan and the only thing i can think of is "what time is the game"
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