yup put them legs up on your shoulders and eat her like some folgers
eat her like coffee?
after drinking 6 jumbo margaritas he then proceeded to tell the entire restaurant that he was going to "bust a load in me" when we got home....how do you think the rest of my night went?
It wasn't until i was on my knees with three dicks in my face that i thought it might be a bad idea
Excused from finishing the term project because my lab partner got arrested. For the second year in a row. Public school, I love you.
I think I'm in love. He's everything I ever wanted for myself, just with a lot more drugs.
I let him do a line off my nipple in exchange for his prescription pain pills. I feel like 3/4 Vegas stripper, 1/4 underbelly of society.
If we can't get laid at a bar crawl, we should just quit life.
woke up to a case of keystone on my porch when I went to bed at seven that morning.. I think it's someone's peace offering for getting my roommates car towed
sitting in the kitchen naked and eating stirfry, random dude left my room saying thanks and gave me a bottle of wine. explain...
My feelings for him are donzo molonzo but I can't turn down a pierced penis...
I fucked her ex bc she fucked mine but now we're cool and I'm watching her dog this weekend
I rode home in a shopping cart so there's that. MVP to the guy that pushed it.
Well I'm sorry I assumed you were a human and that humans have the capability to forget sometimes.
I'm on someone's yacht. I don't know who. But I'm on it. There's a guy passed out in a kilt holding bagpipes. Help.
You like that 95% of the time I masterbate I think bout you?
Just wanna know what I can I do to earn the other 5%
Randomize