it was average length and chubby
so kinda like him?
now i'm wondering if all guys are shaped like their penis...
so i told him i still liked him. he laughed
well, your crazy. what did you expect?
mondays should just be called national damage control day
hand shaped bruises on both boobs again....i wish i could say this is the first time.
Carrying your RA back to her room wasn't the conclusion I was expecting for the first thursday back
sometimes u just have to say fuck it and help a straight sixteen year old break into her uncles gay bar.
No fucking judgements. You know me. Chinese food vent sessions are safe places.
Will you fuck me while I eat my burrito though? I'm kind of hungry.
would you like to venture to the magical clitoris forest?
Just got offered cocaine at ihop. Stay classy America.
Guy fieri is speaking only to me. We make eye contact. My whole body is vibrating. My head is purring. I am literally marbles.
I have loved her ever since she went down on my first wife
A German guy asked me to take a bath with him. I can't tell if he's just an eccentric European or a run of the mill creep.
You go to class with the flu but don't go when it rains... Get your shit together
Have you ever wondered if we are just made up characters in someone's head? You'll have to forgive me right now I think I have 7 thumbs
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