kill, fuck, marry: alice cullen, hermione granger, ginny weasley.
damn... fuck alice for sure, I feel bad but i think I have to say marry ginny... and kill hermoine! I can't believe I'm answering this right now.
Your remote is drenched in lotion and you expect me to believe you weren't masturbating?!
I couldnt give him head when all I could hear was his little brother playing the piano and this family singing along to it.
I only wish the guy being lead around by his cock at the drag show was the weirdest part of my night.
Dude he fell into my wall and left an imprint then decided to have sex with the door open. Vents carry noise pretty well
So I paid for the taxi using pennies and hair clips, no need to thank me.
I was just sitting on the ground alone in fetal position shivering and chewing on my hand when she found me. ecstasy was not my best idea.
Is it bad to have a craving for speed? I feel like my nose is thirsty.
i meant to type that i went to that party for shits and giggles, but my phone corrected me and said for shots and goggles...either one works
I found out that rock climbing and alcohol does not go together. Ask my broken arm.
I tried to be mean but not so mean that he won't bone me next weekend
pray to the hookup gods
I took a dab in Denver and was I. Rocky Mountain national park almost to Wyoming before I realized I missed my turn.
Keep two things coming: nudes and puppy pictures
Stop inviting Kevin over. The dickless wonder started playing some strange Sci-FY music and speaking an alien language and the girls split.
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